On the first day of Christmas My good mate sent to me A kookaburra in a gum tree


Armful of chairs: Something some people would not know whether you were up them with or not. Bonzer: Beaut, extra grouse and fanbloody-tastic. Cripes: Jeez. Dip around, A: An activity, usually contemptuous, in which a group of chefs immerse their virile members in a plate of vichyssoise. Kookaburra’s Khyber, as dry as a: A condition of the throat prior to the ingurgitation of ice cold lager. Spit out the plum, to: To abandon an English accent. Xenophobia: A love of Australia. -Barry Humphries



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